someone hit him with a bus
he needs to be knocked the fuck out
that’s where the bus comes in
Tracks
A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city
right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!
11 year old: Michigan is in America
right wingers:
recipe for mud:
The Green Dragontail butterflies
Best quality: his wiggles!
(Quelle: major)
Logging on to tumblr
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
via @trillgutterbug
deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass:
This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe
ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE
AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them
^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT
I’m crying because
“Hi mama!! Ilysm you raised me and you’re an amazing cat! :) I’ll protect you when I’m big and strong”
Touch my son. I fucking dare you.
Beautiful
(Quelle: ultrafacts)
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As i saw the pic i thought they made a new gremlin movie
I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going